You Just Might be a BoyLover if... - Revision history

User4 at 12:19, 4 May 2016

2016-05-04T12:19:00Z

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	*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".		*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".
	*... you ''have'' a basketball, and a soccer ball at home, but you ''never'' play ''either'' basketball ''or'' soccer...		*... you ''have'' a basketball, and a soccer ball at home, but you ''never'' play ''either'' basketball ''or'' soccer...
			*... your idea of a ''fun evening out with the boys'' never involves beer, poker, or bowling (but the "boys" part is real!)

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User4 at 11:59, 4 May 2016

2016-05-04T11:59:42Z

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	*... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...		*... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...
	*... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you ''don't'' know them...		*... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you ''don't'' know them...
	*... if ~~a boy~~ an unknown boy in the street ~~smiles~~ at you, you think about it ''for days''...		*... if an unknown boy in the street happens to smile at you, you think about it ''for days''...
	*... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook...		*... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook...
	*... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...		*... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...
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	*... you ''just happen'' to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you ''never'' offer one to an adult...		*... you ''just happen'' to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you ''never'' offer one to an adult...
	*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".		*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".
			*... you ''have'' a basketball, and a soccer ball at home, but you ''never'' play ''either'' basketball ''or'' soccer...

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User4 at 11:56, 4 May 2016

2016-05-04T11:56:55Z

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	*... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.		*... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
	*... all of your ''big'' problems are little ones...		*... all of your ''big'' problems are little ones...
	*... you wear sunglasses on cloudy or rainy days, but only ''inside'' of the Mall...		*... you wear sunglasses, even on cloudy or rainy days, but only ''inside'' of the Mall...
	*... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...		*... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
	*... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male...		*... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male...

User4 at 11:56, 4 May 2016

2016-05-04T11:56:03Z

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	*... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...		*... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...
	*... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you ''don't'' know them...		*... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you ''don't'' know them...
	*... you think Chef Boyardee is really an adolescent male cook...		*... if a boy an unknown boy in the street smiles at you, you think about it ''for days''...
			*... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook...
	*... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...		*... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...
	*... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when...		*... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when you may need it...
	*... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger...		*... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger...
	*.... you wear ''vanilla essence'' as your cologne-of-choice...		*... you wear ''vanilla essence'' as your cologne-of-choice...
	*... you ''just happen'' to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you ''never'' offer one to an adult...		*... you ''just happen'' to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you ''never'' offer one to an adult...
	*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".		*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".

User4 at 11:53, 4 May 2016

2016-05-04T11:53:13Z

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	*... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male...		*... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male...
	*... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a ''girl'', you completely lose interest...		*... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a ''girl'', you completely lose interest...
	*... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food...		*... you often hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food...
	*... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...		*... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
	*... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...		*... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...
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	*... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes ''forget'' and use it while speaking with adults...		*... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes ''forget'' and use it while speaking with adults...
	*... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus...		*... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus...
			*... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...
			*... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you ''don't'' know them...
			*... you think Chef Boyardee is really an adolescent male cook...
			*... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...
			*... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when...
			*... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger...
			*.... you wear ''vanilla essence'' as your cologne-of-choice...
			*... you ''just happen'' to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you ''never'' offer one to an adult...
			*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".

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User4: User4 moved page User4/draft/You Might be a BoyLover if... to You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

2016-05-04T11:39:31Z

User4 moved page User4/draft/You Might be a BoyLover if... to You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

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User4 at 11:38, 4 May 2016

2016-05-04T11:38:18Z

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	*... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food...		*... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food...
	*... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...		*... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
	*... you wear a hat, ~~and learn to~~ pull the brim down low, ~~so you can~~ cruise the boys bodies, ~~but~~ nobody can see your eyes ~~while you're doing it~~...		*... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...
	*... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you ''never'' play with them ''yourself''...		*... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you ''never'' play with them ''yourself''...
	*... at the supermarket, you ''always'' have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it...		*... at the supermarket, you ''always'' have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... ("I've got a bad back, you see..)
	*... you learn the slang the boys use, ~~but~~ sometimes ''forget'' and use it while speaking with adults...		*... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes ''forget'' and use it while speaking with adults...
	*... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus...		*... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus...

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2016-05-04T11:35:39Z

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*... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
*... all of your ''big'' problems are little ones...
*... you wear sunglasses on cloudy or rainy days, but only ''inside'' of the Mall...
*... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
*... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male...
*... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a ''girl'', you completely lose interest...
*... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food...
*... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
*... you wear a hat, and learn to pull the brim down low, so you can cruise the boys bodies, but nobody can see your eyes while you're doing it...
*... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you ''never'' play with them ''yourself''...
*... at the supermarket, you ''always'' have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it...
*... you learn the slang the boys use, but sometimes ''forget'' and use it while speaking with adults...
*... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus...

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You Just Might be a BoyLover if... - Revision history

User4 at 12:19, 4 May 2016

User4 at 11:59, 4 May 2016

User4 at 11:56, 4 May 2016

User4 at 11:56, 4 May 2016

User4 at 11:53, 4 May 2016

User4: User4 moved page User4/draft/You Might be a BoyLover if... to You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

User4 at 11:38, 4 May 2016

User4: Created page with "*... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car. *... all of your ''big'' problems are little..."

User4: Created page with "... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car. ... all of your ''big'' problems are little..."