You Just Might be a BoyLover if...

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... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
... all of your big problems are little ones...
... you wear sunglasses, even on cloudy or rainy days, but only inside of the Mall...
... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an adult male...
... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a girl, you completely lose interest...
... you often hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you hate the food...
... you have learned to look sideways at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...
... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you never play with them yourself...
... at the supermarket, you always have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... ("I've got a bad back, you see..)
... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes forget and use it while speaking with adults...
... where you sit on a bus depends on where the cutest boys are sitting on the bus...
... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...
... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you don't know them...
... if an unknown boy in the street happens to smile at you, you think about it for days...
... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook...
... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...
... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when you may need it...
... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger...
... you wear vanilla essence as your cologne-of-choice...
... you just happen to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you never offer one to an adult...
... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".
... you have a basketball, and a soccer ball at home, but you never play either basketball or soccer...
... your idea of a fun evening out with the boys never involves beer, poker, or bowling (but the "boys" part is real!)

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