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*... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car. | *... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car. | ||
*... all of your ''big'' problems are little ones... | *... all of your ''big'' problems are little ones... | ||
*... you wear sunglasses on cloudy or rainy days, but only ''inside'' of the Mall... | *... you wear sunglasses, even on cloudy or rainy days, but only ''inside'' of the Mall... | ||
*... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up... | *... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up... | ||
*... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male... | *... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an ''adult'' male... | ||
*... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a ''girl'', you completely lose interest... | *... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a ''girl'', you completely lose interest... | ||
*... you hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food... | *... you often hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you ''hate'' the food... | ||
*... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all... | *... you have learned to look ''sideways'' at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all... | ||
*... you wear a hat, | *... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes... | ||
*... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you ''never'' play with them ''yourself''... | *... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you ''never'' play with them ''yourself''... | ||
*... at the supermarket, you ''always'' have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... | *... at the supermarket, you ''always'' have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... ("I've got a bad back, you see..) | ||
*... you learn the slang the boys use, | *... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes ''forget'' and use it while speaking with adults... | ||
*... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus... | *... where ''you'' sit on a bus depends on where the ''cutest boys'' are sitting on the bus... | ||
*... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"... | |||
*... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you ''don't'' know them... | |||
*... if an unknown boy in the street happens to smile at you, you think about it ''for days''... | |||
*... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook... | |||
*... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else... | |||
*... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when you may need it... | |||
*... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger... | |||
*... you wear ''vanilla essence'' as your cologne-of-choice... | |||
*... you ''just happen'' to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you ''never'' offer one to an adult... | |||
*... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie". | |||
*... you ''have'' a basketball, and a soccer ball at home, but you ''never'' play ''either'' basketball ''or'' soccer... | |||
*... your idea of a ''fun evening out with the boys'' never involves beer, poker, or bowling (but the "boys" part is real!) | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:19, 4 May 2016
- ... not only do you slow to 15 mph in a school zone, but if the kids are getting out of school, you pull over and park your car.
- ... all of your big problems are little ones...
- ... you wear sunglasses, even on cloudy or rainy days, but only inside of the Mall...
- ... your favorite word is "boy"--even the word "cowboy" makes you perk up...
- ... the word "boy" always makes you stop and think, even if the word is being used to describe an adult male...
- ... as soon as you find out that that sweet prepubescent voice you are hearing belongs to a girl, you completely lose interest...
- ... you often hang out at MacDonalds in the afternoon, even though you hate the food...
- ... you have learned to look sideways at a nearby boy, without turning your head at all...
- ... you wear a hat, pull the brim down low, then cruise the boys' bodies, while nobody can see your eyes...
- ... you have a collection of toys or video games, but you never play with them yourself...
- ... at the supermarket, you always have the bag boy carry your bag out to the car, even if the bag has almost nothing in it... ("I've got a bad back, you see..)
- ... you learn the slang the boys use, and sometimes forget and use it while speaking with adults...
- ... where you sit on a bus depends on where the cutest boys are sitting on the bus...
- ... you rarely drink Coke or eat ice-cream, but you always keep plenty of it in stock, you know, "just in case"...
- ... you always smile at boys in the street, even if you don't know them...
- ... if an unknown boy in the street happens to smile at you, you think about it for days...
- ... you think Chef Boyardee food is really made by an adolescent male cook...
- ... when you see a hot-dog, it always reminds you of something else...
- ... you keep a new disposable razor in your pocket because, well, you never know when you may need it...
- ... you have a box of those latex "finger guards" even though you never use them, even if you cut your finger...
- ... you wear vanilla essence as your cologne-of-choice...
- ... you just happen to always carry a few hard candies in your pocket, but you never offer one to an adult...
- ... you have ever slipped and fallen in the street (or walked into a telephone pole) while craning your neck to look at a "cutie".
- ... you have a basketball, and a soccer ball at home, but you never play either basketball or soccer...
- ... your idea of a fun evening out with the boys never involves beer, poker, or bowling (but the "boys" part is real!)
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