Jokes

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This page contains jokes, some of which may be crude or offensive. Nothing here should be taken seriously or as an endorsement of child abuse.


  • What's the best thing about fucking an 8yo girl?

You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy.



  • So im laying in bed with my boyfriend the other night and he looks over at me and says "Honey, you know, you're a pedophile."

I look back and him and say "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!"



  • What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile on the beach?

"Get out of my son!"



Boy: Mom, is there a Devil?

Mom: Yes son, there is.

Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes?

Mom: Sometimes, yes.

Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Joe sucked him out this morning.



  • What's the difference between Acne and a pedophile?

Acne comes on a boys face after puberty



  • I was going to dinner with my 18 year old boyfriend and everyone kept calling me a pedophile!

It totally ruined our 10th anniversary