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*''This friend of mine had a disgusted look on her face and she said, "Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people live next to a pedophile"?''
I said, "Not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds"




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Revision as of 17:54, 15 October 2013


This page contains jokes, some of which may be crude or offensive. Nothing here should be taken seriously or as an endorsement of child abuse.


  • What's the best thing about fucking an 8yo girl?

You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy.



  • So im laying in bed with my boyfriend the other night and he looks over at me and says, "You know, you're a pedophile?"

I look back and him and say, "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!"



"Excuse me, you're in my son."



Boy: Mom, is there a Devil?

Mom: Yes son, there is.

Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes?

Mom: Sometimes, yes.

Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Francis sucked him out this morning.



  • What's the difference between Acne and a pedophile?

Acne comes on a boys face after puberty



  • I was going to dinner with my 18 year old boyfriend and everyone kept calling me a pedophile!

It totally ruined our 10th anniversary



  • What's the best thing about sex with twenty-nine year olds?

There are 20 of them!



  • This friend of mine had a disgusted look on her face and she said, "Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people live next to a pedophile"?

I said, "Not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds"