Jokes

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This page contains jokes, some of which may be crude or offensive. These jokes are often directed derogatorily at minor attract people and nothing here should be taken seriously or as an endorsement of child abuse.


Rabbi, Priest and Imam in a small plane with 6 boys. Plane begins to lose height so pilot orders them to abandon before they crash.

Imam says, "Quick get the kids into parachutes",

Rabbi says "Fuck the kids!"

Priest says "Do you think we have time?"



  • What's the best thing about fucking an 8yo girl?

You can flip her over and pretend she's an 8yo boy.



  • So im laying in bed with my boyfriend the other night and he looks over at me and says, "You know, you're a pedophile?"

I look back and him and say, "That's an aweful big word for an 8 year old!"



"Excuse me, you're in my son."



Boy: Mom, is there a Devil?

Mom: Yes son, there is.

Boy: Does he get inside us sometimes?

Mom: Sometimes, yes.

Boy: Well, I don't have him in me anymore. Father Francis sucked him out this morning.



  • What's the difference between Acne and a pedophile?

Acne comes on a boys face after puberty



  • I was going to dinner with my 18 year old boyfriend and everyone kept calling me a pedophile!

It totally ruined our 10th anniversary



  • What's the best thing about sex with twenty-nine year olds?

There are 20 of them!



  • This friend of mine had a disgusted look on her face and she said, "Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people live next to a pedophile"?

I said, "Not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds"